Privacy Policy No Bullshit Edition

What We (Actually) Collect 👀

• Your email (if you subscribe for the digest).
• Feedback (when you send it, we read it, sometimes even laugh).
• Site analytics (just to see what’s popular, not to stalk you).

What We DON’T Do 🙅

• No selling your data to advertisers. Seriously, that’s lame.
• No tracking you across the whole Internet. We’re too busy for that.
• No reading your emails or browser history. Please, don’t be weird.

Why We Even Need This? 🤷‍♂️

So you can get memes, news, and spicy stories, and so we don’t get sued by someone’s mom in Germany.
Also: to avoid spam, improve the site, and keep things running smoothly.

Cookies? 🍪

Yes, the site uses cookies. Not grandma’s cookies — small code crumbs your browser saves, mostly for analytics and timer stuff.
No tracking for “evil purposes.”
Block them in your browser if you want — the memes will survive, the timer might glitch.

Your Rights 🚨

You can ask us to delete your data or unsubscribe anytime.
Just send an email to hi@koude.media.
No forms, no fax machines.

Policy Updates 📝

If we ever change this policy, we’ll update it here. Maybe we’ll even make a meme about it.
Last update: 2025-05-29